Holiday Tee - I Saw Donkey Lady Kissing Santa Claus

Forget the North Pole. The real holiday action is happening down at the Old Applewhite Bridge in San Antonio, TX. This season, San Antonio’s most infamous urban legend is taking a break from haunting the south side to spread a little festive fear and cheer.

Our exclusive design reimagines the classic holiday tune with a purely Texan twist, featuring a vintage woodcut-style illustration of St. Nick locking lips with the Donkey Lady herself. Whether you grew up hearing the ghost stories or just love obscure local folklore, this shirt is the ultimate conversation starter for your next holiday party. It is equal parts spooky, hilarious, and 210 proud.

You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!